Interlude: Things my wife has compared herself to.

10 Sep

My wife loves to run herself down in a comedic fashion. (None of it’s true.) Here’s a by no means exhaustive sampling:

 

“I look like some fat, sad teenager.”

“I look like some deranged forest creature.”

“I look like some crazed Elvin thing.”

“I look like some toiling, fat Russian peasant woman just back from the fields.”

“I look like a re-animated corpse.”

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