Interlude 1: Three new lines from Simone.

31 Oct

1.

Simone: Daddy, do you know what my favorite Thanksgiving book is?

Me: Um, no.

Simone (grinning): It’s Squanto . . . and the Butt-fellow.

2.

Me: Come did Daddy a hug and a kiss, I have to go to work.

Simone: No. I won’t. Because I’m a witch, and I’m magic!

3.

Simone: Daddy, my oatmeal tastes delicious. (pause) Your oatmeal tastes like stinky, old butt-poop.

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